You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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