Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
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