it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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