Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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