Need sex. Gaining weight.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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