What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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