Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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