I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
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And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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