For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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