So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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