whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
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