it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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