I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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