ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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