okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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