I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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