I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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