Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I yelled at your uterus for you.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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