I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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