hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Randomize
