it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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