My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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