I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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