Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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