I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
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No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Text me some of your sweat
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