You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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