Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
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