Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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