Already got asked if we're dating
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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