They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
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im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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