Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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