I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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