turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
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