Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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