The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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