I don't think brook has ever known best
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Shame is for Republicans.
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