I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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