im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize
