No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My ass is underappreciated
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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