I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
