I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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