Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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