i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
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this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
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drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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