I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
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