worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
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All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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