So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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