he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
