Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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