I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
