i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
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So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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