community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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