i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I need to align my fucking chakras
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