your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
The air taste purple.
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