Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
i think i have herpe
just one?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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